Drampor
05-16-2005, 08:31 PM
CornI don't understand cornWhy does it have to be corn?Endless Nebraska fields of cornCorn feed beauties running naked and freeCorn cobb pipes spilling smoke into the skyCorn chips on road trips dashboard caught in the headlightsCorn in cans given to people the day after ChristmasCorn that's been creamed makes me feel sick!Corn cribs with cobbs feeding cattle and crowsCorn, is that all that it's about?Corn is the society?Corn merchants of death?Corn links us to Aztecs?Corn dollies whirling in glee because we'll never understand?Corn, traded a nation by the bushel and the poundCorn, the currency of manCorn, your future, your past, your everythingCorn we worship you!
Lookatthestars
05-20-2005, 12:11 PM
Someone is InSanElY ObsEssED with CoRN!!!! oMG
Lana25
05-24-2005, 03:52 AM
I like corn on my mashed potatoes
Matt4272
05-27-2005, 07:33 PM
What a corny form of poetry, lol!
woodsman77780
05-31-2005, 11:14 AM
pretty sure corn is all there is to eat in hell
DIYDoc5738
06-04-2005, 02:55 AM
Ode to Corn A bit eradic in spots, but certainly makes a point regarding the most abundant, widely used food source on the planet. As a food source, there are probably dozens or hundreds of ways it's used, and the Natives may have introduced it to the first explorers/settlers, but we introduced them to Wheat, etc., so the trade off seems fair. Beyond food, it's after harvest uses go way beyond "feeding" the masses. We also Drink it, fuel combustion engines with its by products, copy its colorations in art, and on School Busses, etc. I'm not sure Worship isn't a stretch, but we'd be hard pressed to survive on Corns alternatives.Good job.Steven Wolfjust my two "farmer sense"
Dondi
06-07-2005, 06:35 PM
You forgot the most important use of corn ever. It's the product that has divided families, cities, counties, and yes even this great nation. CORN LIQUOR.All hail Jim Beam!!